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“I wanted to choke my sister with her own handfasting cord…”

The funny thing is, I know family that sound like this…

Just because your whole family is Pagan doesn’t mean that you all get along harmoniously (pardon the pun). Enjoy the parody, I sure did!

Area Pagan Dreading Big Family Vernal Equinox Celebration

The Onion

Area Pagan Dreading Big Family Vernal Equinox Celebration

MEDFORD, OR-”There’s always some new Church of the Sacred Pentacle Virgin or a cute single witch who they just have to set me up with,” lamented 27-year-old Jeff Birch. (via Chas).

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